HAPPY SNAPPERS! STOP DOING THE HOOVERING - GET UP THE ATTIC RIGHT NOW - DUST OFF YOUR KODAK BROWNIE and GET CLICKING AWAY !

THE NORTHERN STANDARD 

'Great Northern Lakes'

PHOTOGRAPHY COMPETITION!

In conjunction with this years Flat Lake Festival, we are searching for a winning photograph of a Flat Lake - be it in Monaghan, Cavan, Fermanagh - no matter - as long as it is Flat!

No Cheating now - like downloading some other lake somewhere else and saying its a Great Northern Lake ...because we have pictures of all the lakes in the world already on our Flat Lake picture Data Base and we'll know, so we will....

 
So! Off you go! Submit your photo by e-mail to veronica@northern-standard.ie and each week the Northern Standard will publish photographs, shortlisted as part of 16 finalists photographs to be exhibited at The Flat Lake Festival.  A swanky judging panel will then choose the winning Flat Lake photograph.  A trophy (compliments of The Northern Standard) will be presented to the winning photographer - along with a possible internship with a seriously prolific photographer.

Fany your chances ?

Then come on down !

The X-Tractor Talent Contest - Play the trombone?  Whistle Dixie with a spanner up yer bum? Sing? Dance? Howl? This was a very very popular competition last year - lucky winner gets a walk on part in Fair City. Runner up gets to play evryone else.

The Flat Lake Open Poetry Competition - don't be shy - winner get's a bockle of dry sherry and LOADS OF KUDOS ( Greek Brandy )

The Flat Lake 'Tell the Best Lie' Competition - all you lieing gypos out there get practicing - winner gets 7 million Euros - to be judged by Father Christmas and an alien sheep type thing from Tydavnet.

The Flat Lake 'Air Guitar' Competition - Lead, rhythm, bass? ... we don't give a monkeys rim... just come on down and let rip you spotty little hormonal greasy haired louts and lasses. Winner gets a good kicking and a plaque.

All entries contact: info@theflatlakefestival.com